Double Meaning Jokes Sms


1 Ladki Chai bnani thi
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,

Phir usne apne kapde uttare
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo.
Pehli Dfa Insan Jub Dalta He To Nervous Hota He-

Ahista Se Ander Dalo To Phisal K Pura Ander Chala Jata He-

Phir Ajibo Gharib Awaze Aane Lag Jati Hen-

Lakin Aap Bilkul Nahi Ghabrana, Confidence Se Lage Rehna Aur Us Waqt Tak Na Nikalna Jub Tak Kam Pura Nahi Ho Jata.

ATM CARD -- Atm Machine Se.
Pagalkhane Me Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro.
Pagal: Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro?
Pagal- Ok !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra Aur Panty Bhi.
Aur Dhyaan Rahe
Aainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nahi Pehanna !
Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami.
Ladki Umbrella Banane Shop
Par Gayi
Shopkeepar: Upar Dono Hatho
Se Pakad Kar Dabana Padega
Aur Niche Danda Dalna Padega
Ladki: Kuch Bhi Karo Par
Paani Ander Nahi Jana Chahiye.
Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..! .
Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi
Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse
To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar
Ziyadan Excited Mat Ho Yaar,
Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar..
Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri
Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo,
Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki,
Mein Teri Kaise Loo Photo.
1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu
Wo Kia Hai Jo Cow K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?
Pappu: Legs..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant Mai Hai Or Meri Pant Me Nahi Hai?
Pappu: Paisay..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Log Din Me Karne K Bjaye Raat Ko Bistar Pai Kartai Hain?
Pappu: Neend Puri Kartai Hain..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?
Pappu: Kan Mai Chaid..
MORAL: Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat Pappu Ki Tarha Saaf Rakhain.