Funny Sms


Police- Car Gas Par Chhe
Santa- Na
Police- Petrol Par Chhe
Santa- Na
Police- Diesel Par Chhe
Santa- Na
Police- To Pachhi Shana Par Chhe?
Santa- Hapta(Installment) Par...
Makaan ma Na Hoy Nariya,
Chappal ma Na Hoy Tariya,
Ferve Gaam Na Gariya,
Pachhi Gane Jel Na Sariya,
Toy Maro Beto Kahe Aapne To Moje Dariya.
Jivan ma 1 var LAFDU karvanu,
Jaher ma nai to 6anu 6anu karvanu..
16000 gopio sathe ras kanudo rame to 2-4 ma apde su kam darvanu...?
Patni- Tame Mane Ketlo Prem Karo Chho?
Pati- Hu Tane Etlo Badho Prem Karu Chhu Ke Taru Pidhelu Zaher Pan Hu Pi Shaku Chhu.
Visvas Na Aavto Hoy To Ajmavi Jo.
Rina- Pela Maro Pati Mara Pachhad Bhagi Bhagi Ne Mari Khwahish Puri Karto Hato.
Mina- Ane Have?
Rina- Have Farmaish Sambhrine Bhagi Jay Chhe.
Bahaduri Shu Chhe-
Savar Thi Rat Sudhi Dosto Sathe Party Kari Ne Ghare Jao
Ane Mummy Savarni(Jadu) Lai Ne Darwaja Par Male
Ane Tame Puchho - Shu Mummy Haji Sudhi Kachro Vare Chhe.
Chin2 - Aa LCD Ni Kimmat Shu Chhe?
Salesman - 1 Lakh Rupiya
Chin2- Evu Te Shu Jordar Chhe Aama?
Salesman- Light Jay To Automatic Band Thai Jashe.
Chin2- Oh ! Saras Pack Karo.
Tamari aankh nu kajal mane banavi aapo
tamari nazar no ghayal mane banavi aapo
Adhuro su Tamara Prem Vagar...

Thodo Pagal Mane Pan Banavi Aapo.
Delhi says- Save Petrol
MUMBAI says- Save Water
KASHMIR says- Save Us
AP says- Save Telangana
But
GUJRAT says =Sev gathia, Sev fafda, Sev jalebi.
Patni :- Juo Mari Aankho Katrina Ne Male Chhe Ne?

Pati :- Dobi Tari Aankho Aapas Ma (ek-bija Sathe) Malti Nathi ne Kya Kaitrina Sathe Malti Hashe.