Wife: Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein Hi Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun, Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao!
Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye, Sunny Toh Leone Bhi Hai...
Ladkiyaaan Sexy Honi Chahiye, Sushil To Shinde Bhi Hai...
Baal Majboot Aur Ghane Hone Chaiye, Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai...
Ladki Caring Honi Chahiye, Darling Toh Bobby Bhi Hai!
Effects of break-up:
It's just a matter of time when 'Jaan' becomes 'Jaanwar';
And ' Cutie' becomes 'Kutti'!
I bet "Tere Moonh Mein Kide Padein" is a compliment in China!
Life has many ways to make us weak. So one should always remember 3 things that'll keep us strong.
Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Think HATKE and eat DATKE!
Lo Meri dukh bhari kahani padho...
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Koi bhi mera dukh nahi samajh sakta!
Girl: It's not that I want you with me all the time; But it's just I don't want anyone else to have you even for a second.
Boy: Aaye Haye, Teri English!
Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'Zee' Nahi Lagta.
Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain!
A aur B ki shaadi thi. Uss mein C B I!