Hindi Sms



What does a butt massage give you?
Ass aaram!

Pigs Love Story:
Pig: I love you!
Piglet: Really? Are you Suar?
Pig: Yes baby, I am Suar!

Ashish Nehra: Jay Jaw-aan
Emraan Hashmi: Jay Kiss-aan

Everyone goes with the flow...
But the one who goes opposite to the flow becomes someone a remarkable person in life!
Before I could explain this to the TRAFFIC COP, Saale ne "challan" kat diya!
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
Theek hai...
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Rakhun...?
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Most husbands on phone with their wives!
Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking...
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Kaunsi Wali Ko Yaad Karu!
Yaar, such a show off Pyaaz is. Main 'batata' hoon!
~ Potato
BBM on Android:
While almost everyone else is sharing their BBM Pins, Nokia users are still looking for "Patli Pin"!

I don't like:
B: Bin
B: Bulaye
M: Mehmaan

Kad Lo Rajaiyan, Nale Kotiyan;
Khao Saag Naal Makki Diyan Rotiyan;
Thanda Paani Vi Pina Kar Deo Band;
Mere Wallon Tahanu Happy Thand!