Aey Sardi Tu Itna Na Itra;
Agar Himmat Hai To June Mai Aa!
Gabbar: Ye Haath Mujhe de de, Thakur.
Thakur: Le le... mere haath lele... Basanti ke bhi le le... Jai aur Veeru ke bhi lele... Ramu Kaka ke bhi le le...
Octopus ban ja, Kutte!
Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho geya!
Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi, husband ki 'Talash' mein... aur Baaki ki Aadhi, Husband ki 'Talaashi' mein guzar jaati hai!
A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat, "Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai"!
It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means 'BeCause'!
The worst thing about winters... losing phone in 'Rajai'!
Toilets are the best place to think... that's why they're called Sochchalya (सोच-आल्या)!
Girlfriend: Teri Zip Khul Nahi Rahi Yaar.
Boyfriend: Thoda Aur Try Kar.
Girlfriend: Kar To Rahi Hoon. Nahi Khul Rahi.
Boyfriend: Accha Ruk, Main PDF Bhejta Hoon!
Never hurt a Samosa or a Kachori... they have fillings, too!
People who tell their loved ones - I will love you "Jab Tak Hai Jan"!
This is a reminder to them that it's Feb now - Jan was last month!
What did Jaya say to Abhishek when she saw Amitabh coming home in a 'Rickshaw'?
Rickshey Mein Toh Woh Tumhaare Baap Lagte Hein!