Insult Sms


Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra"PADVA" dari aala.
"Nutaan Varshabhinandan
In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu
Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
Aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
Mee bill bharte ..
Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke
la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.
Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI
Ekda eka mansala sundas la prblm hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Dr, mala prsakade nit hot nhiye. Majhi shi dorysarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahy". Dr: Kay hoat ahy naki bghu tari?". Dr tyache sagle exams.
Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
Patient: "Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe"
Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te
Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
Majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt
Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet..
Pu Laa Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat.
T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste."Pu La Deshpande".Tar
T-shirt chyaa magchyaa bajulaa kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push).