Insult Sms


Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam
3 Gadhey Zoo Se Farar Hogae 1st TV Dekh Raha Hy 2nd FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hy 3rd Nhi TUM Nhi Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho? Wo Mil Nhi Rha!
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to kehta hai beautiful beautiful aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool.
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monhpe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
Achha Ek Bat Batao,
GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai?
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Koi Jaldi nhi Hai
Mehsus karke Bata Dena!
Sms b kmal ki cheej h,
20 nlaykon ko karo,
10 pdte hi nahi,
5 delet kr dete h,
4 ka inbox full hota h.
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h.
Mera msg pdne k liye thnx
Science k mutavik bachpan me Bed pe susu krne wale log Hamesa right hand me mobile Pkad k msg pdte h.
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo Koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro Rat me koi nahi dekhta he.
Har dil ko dard-e-dil haseel nahi hota,
Keemti cheez ke har koi kabeel nahi hota,
Ye to chor bazar ki meharbaani hai,
Warna apne hath me ye mobile nahi hota.
Aapne mujko dekha.
Fir maine apko dekha.
Fir aap mere piche aye.
Aate gaye...
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Fir kya. Mujhe apko
"1 Rupya Dena Hi Pada"...