Jokes Sms


Santa Was Working A MNC As An Executive. Today Is His Meeting With CEO.
Santa Went Inside The Cabin And Asked The Permission To Sit. But CEO Said Its Been 1 Pm
You Plz Go Outside Kuch Kha Pee Kar Aa Jao.
Santa Back
Santa– Entered In The Cabin Pulled A Chair Set On That And Put His Leg On The Table At Front Of Boss. Chall Officra Duss Ki Gall A Hunn Kehda Nawa Syapa Pauna Hega.
Boss—Santa Behave Yourself
Santa—Kehda Behave Oe Khote Deya Puttra Pehla Kenda Khaa Pee K A Te Fer Behave.Chall Chadd A Le Ik Pegg Tu V Maar Le Fer Vekh Ki Hunda.
Lady – Time Kya Hua Hai
Santa – Bra Panty
Lady Ne Khich K Chaped Maari, Kenhdi Ki Bakvas Kari Janda Ae.
Santa – Salie Chaped Kyon Maari Thik Taan Keh Reha Haan 12:35
Bantu: Gaddi Di Speed Kaaton Vada Di Oye Tu?
Ghantu: Breakan Fail Ho Gayian Ne, Accident Hon Toh Pehlan Ghar Pahunch Javan.
Bantu: Teri Car Da Tyre Kivein Penture Hoeya?
Ghantu: Ik Daaru Di Bottle Isde Thale Aa Gayi Si.
Bantu: Tainu Bottle Nazar Ni Aayi Si.
Ghantu: Bottle Os Bande Di Jeb Vich Si, Jo Meri Gaddi De Thalle Aaya Si.
Ik Vaar Bantu Raste Vich Chalde Chalde Ik Khote (Gadhe) De Agge Dig Peya.
Ose Time Ik Ladki Boldi Hai, “Apne Vadde Pra Da Ashirwad Le Reha Hai?”
Bantu: “Haanji Bhabhi Ji.”
Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.
Ik Banda Lambi Jehi Telescope Naal Asmaan Nu Dekh Reha Si,
Ik Bihari Dhyan Naal Usnu Dekh Reha Si,
Jadi Ik Tara Tuteya,
Bahiya Changaadeya, Wah Babu Ji, Kaa Nishana Lagaye Ho.
Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar
Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar
Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae
Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae
Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?
“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”
Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aaj Voh Humse Jannat Mein Takra Gaye,
Aur Unhe Dekh Humare Dil Se Awaj Nikli,
Fitte Moonh, Tussi Aithe Vi Aa Gaye…
Husband To Wife: Kya Tumhara Shaadi Se Pehle Koi Boyfriend Tha?
Wife Chup Ho Jaati Hai…
Husband: Main Is Khamoshi Ko Kya Samjoon?
Wife: Pehle Gin To Loon, Tab Batayungi Na?