Naughty Sms


Sardar Conductor: Kithe Jana Ae?
Bhayia (Bihari): Anandpur
Sardar Conductor Bhaiye Nu Chaper Marke Kehnda: Anandpur Sahib Keh.
Sardar Conductor Agge Vadeya Uthe Dusra Bhayia Darda Hoya Aape Boleya: Ji Main Ropar Sahib Jana Ae.
Sardar Ne Khich Ke Chaper Maari Te Keha, Ropar Sahib Tere Peo Ne Banaya Hai.
Bhikhari: Saab, Coffee Peen Vaste 20 Rs De Do.
Saab: Par Coffee Te 10 Rs Di Aandi Ae
Bhikhari: Naal Girlfriend Vi Ae
Saab: Wah! Bhikhari Ho Ke Girlfriend Vi Bana Lai Ae
Bhikhari: Nahi Saab, Girlfriend Ne Bhikhari Bana Dita Ae
Bahiya: Kal Mainu 10 Lokan Ne Kuteya.
Bahiyan: Fer Tu Ki Kita?
Bahiya: Main Keha Saalo Kalle-Kalle Karke Aa Jao.
Bahiyan: Fer?
Bahiya: Phir Kya, Ek-Ek Ne Dobara Kutteya.
Ik Bande De Sir Ch Te Teedh Ch Dard Ho Gaya,
Oh Doctor Kol Ja Ke Kehnda, “Doctor Sahab Ji Mere Sir Ch Vi Dard Hai Te Mere Teedh (Pet) Ch Vi Dard Ho Reha Hai. Koi Changi Jehi Dawai De Davo.”
Doctor Ne Ohnu 2 Battiyan (Tablets) Dittiyan Te Kehan Laga, “Eh Kha Le 1 Ghante Vich Theek Ho Jayuga.”
Bande Socha Ch Pai Gaya, Te Hairan Ho Ke Puchhan Lageya, “Doctor Ji Battiyan Nu Kive Pata Laguga Ke Kehdi Nu Sir Ch Jana Hai Te Kehdi Nu Deedh Ch Rehna Hai”
Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.
Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.
Santa Ik Din Kothe Utte Khadeya Si Te Sochda-Sochda Boleya,
“Yaar Bachpan Vich Main 10vi Manzil Ton Kud Geya Si”.
Banta: Fer Bach Geya Si Jaa Mar Gaya Si,
Santa: Pata Nahi Yaar Badi Purani Gall Hai.
Ik Building Vich Agg Lag Payi,
Sante Ne Ik Dum Agg Ch Chhlaang La Diti,
Te Chaar Bandeyan Nu Bahar Khich Leyaya,
Santa Bada Khush Hoya,
Par Agle Din Ohnu Police Fad Ke Lai Gayi,
Pata Chaleya, Oh Chaar Bande Fire Brigade Wale Si.
Santa Was Working A MNC As An Executive. Today Is His Meeting With CEO.
Santa Went Inside The Cabin And Asked The Permission To Sit. But CEO Said Its Been 1 Pm
You Plz Go Outside Kuch Kha Pee Kar Aa Jao.
Santa Back
Santa– Entered In The Cabin Pulled A Chair Set On That And Put His Leg On The Table At Front Of Boss. Chall Officra Duss Ki Gall A Hunn Kehda Nawa Syapa Pauna Hega.
Boss—Santa Behave Yourself
Santa—Kehda Behave Oe Khote Deya Puttra Pehla Kenda Khaa Pee K A Te Fer Behave.Chall Chadd A Le Ik Pegg Tu V Maar Le Fer Vekh Ki Hunda.
Lady – Time Kya Hua Hai
Santa – Bra Panty
Lady Ne Khich K Chaped Maari, Kenhdi Ki Bakvas Kari Janda Ae.
Santa – Salie Chaped Kyon Maari Thik Taan Keh Reha Haan 12:35