Naughty Sms


Ek Passenger Air-Hostess Nu Kehnda: “Tuhadi Shakal Meri Wife Naal Bohut Mildi Hai.”
Airhostess Ohnu Jor Naal Thappad Mardi Hai.
Passenger: Aadat Taan Jama Hi Ose Vargi Hai Ji.
Husband England Gaya Si Ohne Ghar Letter Paya, “Aje Main Ghaton Ghat 6 Mahine Ni Aa Sakda. Aithe Bada Changa Maal, Bade Saste Rate Ch Mil Reha Hai, Te Main Ohdi Kharid Dari Suru Kar Ditti Hai.”
Wife Ne Letter Da Jawab Ditta, “Main Sab Jaandiyan, Je Tu Eh Letter Milde Hi Vaapis Naa Aaya, Main Vi Aithe Ohi Bechna Suru Kar Dena Jehda Othe Karid Da Peya.”
Wife Husband Nu: Taaki Vich Parde Lava Deyo,
Nava Gawandi Mainu Vekhan Di Kosish Karda Hai.
Husband: Ik Vaar Vekh Lain De,
Fer Aur Aapi Apne Parde Lava Lavega.
Maalak, “Main Ik Ghante Ton Bell Baja Reha Haan, Tainu Sunda Hi Nahi.”
Naukar: “Tusi Taan Maalak Ho Ji, Ik Ghanta Ki, Sara Din Bell Bajao, Thanu Kaun Rok Sakda Hai ?”
“Ghanta”
Ek Din Ka 24 Ghanta,
Usme 9 Sone Ke,
9 Kamaane Ke,
1 Travelling Ka,
1 Toilet Ka,
2 Khane Peene Ke,
2 Family Ke Liye,
Apne Liye Bacha Kya?
Ghanta!
Ek Bhikari Ne Bus Stop Te Khade Bande Nu Keha,
“Sahab 2 Din Ton Bhukha Waan, Main 5 Rupeye De Do, Roti Khan Vaste.”
Banda Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikhari Thoda Hairan Hoke Kehan Lagga Sir, Roti Sasti Hai, Tamatar 40 Rupeye Kilo Ne.
Banda Fer Boleya, “Tamatar Khao!”
Bhikari, “Theek Hai Janab Fer Tamatar Vaste Hi De Davo 5 Rupeye.”
Banda Fer Gusse Ch Boleya, “Apna Tamatar Khao!”
Kol Khadeya Banda, Bhikhari Nu Boleya, “Eh Banda Tottala Hai, Eh Keh Reha Hai Ke, Kama Kar Khao.”
Gamman De Tufaan Ehoje Chale,
Assi Ikk Duje Toh Bichhad Gaye,
Hanju Bhi Saathon Puchhan Lage,
Tuhade Saathi Kithe Gaye?
Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: I Am Falling In Love.
Ik Premi Ohdi Premika Nu, “Tainu Dekhde Hi Meri Nashaa Ch Khoon Dauran Lag Painda Hai,
Akhan Ch Ajeeb Jehi Garmi Aa Jaandi Hai,
Sara Sareer Kamban Ja Lag Jaanda Hai Te Mera Dil Jor Jor Di Dhadkada Hai.”
Premika: “Tu Taan Yaar, Lagda Koi Heart Da Mareej Takkar Geya Mainu.”
Ek Sohni Kudi Ne Bada Nive Cut Da Blouse Paya Hoya Si,
Te Utte Gall Ch Hawai Jhaaj Da Loket Ghum Reha Si,
Ik Munda Bade Dhyaan Naal Dekhan Lag Peya,
Kudi Sharma Ji Gayi, Te Kehan Lagi, “Lagta Hai Tusi Kade Hawai Jahaj Nahi Dekhya?”
Munda Kehnda, “Hawai Jhaaj Taan Bade Dekhe Ne, Per Eho Jeha Airport Ni Dekhya?”