Punjabi Sms




assi v smaart tusi v smaart
sada v rang saaf twada v rang saaf
bas ek choota jeya fark ae
aasi dil ton saaf tusi dimagh ton saaf


TEND KRA LO SHAVE WDALO NALE PA LO KHUSSA
FEER VEKHO KINA CHAR DA A BEVI TWADI NO GHUSSA


2 sekh station ta gay unian na ajay tecket lena se k train chal pai
oh donion e pachay magar unna vichion 1 tran ta char gaya
o chadaian e kehn laga k tran roko
masfran pochia k hon kion
o kehn lega k ma ta uno chran aia se


Phullan naal gulaaban da ki tuk ban da
Chapal naal juraaban da ki tuk ban da
A hi soch k me sara paper khaali chad aya
k
sawaalan naal jawaaban ki tuk ban da


os nal yari kadi na layo jis nu apny tay gharoor howay
maa baap nu bura kadi na akhyo pawain lakh unna da kasoor howy
buray rastay kadi na jayo
chahay kitne v manzil door howay
raah janday nu dill kadi na dyo
chahay lakh moo tay noor howay


meri ruh wich mera yar wasda
meri ankha wich usda dedar wasda
meinu apne darda di parwah nai
par rab har waqt rahvay mera yaar wasda


CHALAN TEER JUDAIYAN WALE HAZAR
ZAKHAM DO HOVAN TEY TAKLEF AK HOVY
GULAM FREDA DOSTI DA MAZA TAD ONDA
JEY KAFAN DO HOVAN TEY QABAR AK HOVY


Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English da ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!


Rah de wich Khona Okha
Apna ap lakona okha
Enni wadh gaye wunya dari
Kalleyan beh ke rona okha
Dagh muhabbat wala bahu
Lag javay ta dhona okha


Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.