Santa Banta Jokes Sms



Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying hi

Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.