Santa Banta Jokes Sms

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Santa & Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don't know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!

If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum

What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.

Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

Pappu: Dad what's Sex?
Santa gets tensed but explains everything.
Pappu: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of school admission form?

Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I've seen him sumwhere.
Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.